Complete every Drone Course.
Close all 12 pop-ups within two minutes.
Kill every Morph Spider.
Create every Blueprint.
Collect every Cosmetic.
Collect every Tape.
Open all of the Secret Doors in Spider Hell.
Break the cycle.
Collect every Compound X.
Destroy every egg during The Gauntlet.
Complete the Rematch challenge in Spider Hell without killing any spiders.
Bring every Wanted Spider to justice.
Acquire the MFG.
Defeat the Spider God.
Complete The Gauntlet with 60 seconds or more remaining.
Use the Sandal to get through the Big Door in Spider Hell.
Find an alternate path through the maze in Spider Hell.
Use an Anvil to kill a member of the Spider Gang.
Asphyxiate a spider.
Collect every fuel cell.
Blow up the Tricycle with C4.
Fully upgrade all subroutines.
Defeat the sticky note spiders.
Complete cardio.exe with an orange ticket on Subroutine Level 3.
Read every issue of the Arachnitopia Times.
Destroy City Hall using Laser Breath.
Defeat a spider using the Hover Tank in the HSF Vindicator's hangar.
Fill every spittoon in Rancho Saguaro.
Collect 24 spiders in your vacuum.
Create an army of undead spiders.
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Defeat the Spider Gang Boss while the Cactus Kid is deployed.
Sell a pear.
Simultaneously fire nine pots with the kiln.
Make bail for both jailed Cactar during the same Deputy Challenge attempt.
Swindle the Swindler Cactar.
Find the alternate version of Spike.
Have 5 jumping spiders crawling on you at the same time.
Brew every Potion.
Help Darwin reset his parent process.
Unlock every door in the teleportation bus.
Collect every disk for the Decompiler.
Defeat an Abomination with the Butterfly Effect.
Complete the warehouse challenge in under 5 seconds.
Kill the final tier of Glitch Spider.
Listen to the ballad of Spike.
Kill a spider with the Hairspray's alt-fire.
Damage a window on the HSF Vindicator.
Lay the ghosts of Artois Manor to rest.
Solve the hard version of Darwin's puzzle.
Read all of Darwin's contract.
Board the HSF Vindicator.
Collect every Upgrade Module.
Clean all dirty objects.